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What you see when you don't have a crowbar
Be right back, got to run to Walmart
gee, and my sleigh is out of gas!!
This has got to be taken care of!!!!!!!!
Proxi is seen heading off into the woods, looking for Rudolph:(


'Twas the night before Christmas, Old Santa was pissed
He cussed out the elves and threw down his list
Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks
I have a good mind to scrap the whole works
I've busted my ass for damn near a year
Instead of "Thanks Santa," what do I hear?

The old lady bitches cause I work late at night
The elves want more money, The reindeer all fight
Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids
Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS
And just when I thought that things would get better
Those assholes from IRS sent me a letter!

They say I owe taxes, if that ain't damn funny
Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money
And the kids these days, they all are the pits
They want the impossible ...Those mean little shits
I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds
Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads

I made a ton of yo yo's, No request for them
They want computers and robots...they think I'm IBM!
If you think that's bad...just picture this
Try holding those brats...with their pants full of piss
They pull on my nose, they grab at my beard
And if I don't smile..the parents think I'm weird

Flying through the air...dodging the trees
Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees
I'm quitting this job...there's just no enjoyment
I'll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment
There's no Christmas this you know the reason
I found me a blonde.. I'm going SOUTH for the season!!

Just a cute little joke, sent to me by a very good friend:)

Thanks, "doc"!!


XMAS Midi's

Winter Wonderland
Silver Bells
Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer
Frosty The Snowman
I Wish You A Merry Xmas
Joy To The World
Rockin' Around The Xmas Tree
I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow
Jingle Bell Rock
Jingle Bells
White Christmas